Archive

Every issue, newest first.

1. Issue 03: Week 6 Kickoff EditionOct 13, 2026Seventeen starters are on bye, out or doubtful, Logan's lineup projects 33.0, and the commissioner's lineup is somehow already perfect.PDF
2. Issue 02: Week 4 RecapOct 6, 2026The commissioner starts no quarterback and loses to Logan, Dylan wins the Father-Son Bowl, and Justin takes over No. 1.PDF
3. Issue 01: Weeks 1–3Oct 1, 2026Derek starts 3-0 on the softest schedule alive, Dylan leaves 49.9 on the bench, and the commissioner is ranked fairly.PDF